Gentlemen, start your nostrils! Brace yourself for the ultimate pit stop in the world of terpene profiles with Mr Extractor's latest addition: "Fresh Paint". This enigmatic delight, a brainchild of the folks at Seed Junky Genetics, is part of our high-octane Hype Strain Series. While its cross is as unknown as the toolset of a shade-tree mechanic, the "Fresh Paint" aroma slaps you right in the face with gassy fresh paint fumes paired with a delicate hint of confetti cake. Its flavor takes you on a victory lap, where the robust gassy notes contend with the creamy sweetness of a confetti cake. Put on your racing goggles, folks. We’re going full throttle on this one!

Let's hit the gas and delve deeper into this scented masterpiece. Seed Junky Genetics really dropped the clutch and burned rubber with this one! Picture yourself in a vintage car restoration shop – the aroma of gassy fresh paint hanging in the air, mingled with the unexpected, yet enticing scent of a confetti cake just waiting to be devoured. You know that feeling of satisfaction when a car's restoration is finished, and it's ready for a sweet ride? Yeah, the flavor of "Fresh Paint" is just like that - an exhilarating ride through creamy confetti cake valleys, with the punchy gassy note at every hairpin turn. It's eccentric, it's offbeat, and we love it! It's like a classic car show in your mouth, each element vying for the title of Best in Show.

With the pedal to the metal, "Fresh Paint" has raced its way to be one of the most in-demand profiles of 2023. Bringing this bad boy into your lineup is like adding a refurbished '69 Shelby to your garage - an instant conversation starter. It allows you to ride the wave of this year's hottest strains, while also being a respectful nod to those timeless classics. So here's your chance to add this high-octane, off-the-wall, absolutely ravishing flavor profile to your collection, and trust us, it's going to be a hell of a ride! We've got our seat belts fastened; how about you?

Prepare to bow down to the emperor of explosively juicy flavors, the "Star Burstz" Terpene Profile, a masterful creation from the house of Mr. Extractor. Infused with the honor and intensity of a Yakuza boss, this profile commands your senses with the respect of an ancient dynasty and the burst of a neon-lit Tokyo skyline. Each drop delivers an experience as sharp as a katana blade and as daring as a midnight drift race. It’s the terpene profile that doesn’t knock on the door — it kicks it down with a flavor that's loud, proud, and can start a flavor revolution in your mouth.

This isn’t just a flavor; it’s a full-blown sensory takeover, a code of conduct for connoisseurs seeking the ultimate taste. "Star Burstz" reigns over the realm of tangy sweetness with a Yakuza's poise and a samurai's precision. It's the art of flavor balance perfected, with every nuance and note falling in line like the ranks of a disciplined clan. The public kneels to its boldness, and even the most stoic of taste-buds can't help but submit to its layered authority. Mr. Extractor has captured the essence of the Far East’s most notorious and turned it into a terpene profile that’s both law and lore.

"Star Burstz" isn’t just about earning respect; it's about taking it, flavor by unforgettable flavor. It’s the kind of profile that has made a name for itself in the underground circles of terpene enthusiasts, where only the finest blends rise to the top. It's the secret handshake, the unspoken nod of approval, the seal of a deal you can only find under the neon lights. This profile doesn't just join the ranks of Mr. Extractor’s bold flavor creations; it leads the charge, setting the gold standard for a terpene experience that's as timeless as the traditions it's inspired by, and as contemporary as the cutting-edge culture it represents.

The Star Burstz profile delivers a powerfule burst of flavor, seamlessly enhancing your products with a spectrum of fruity notes while ensuring their visual appeal remains untarnished. Our state-compliant offering not only meets but soars beyond the required standards for solvents and pesticides, delivering a product that's safe, pure, and irresistibly flavorful. For those who navigate beyond the orbit of state regulations, the Mr. Extractor Legacy Line offers Starburstz in its most stellar form—unrestricted, with a richer and fuller flavor profile, all at a value that’s as attractive as the taste. When state guidelines don't tether your choices, our Legacy Line is your portal to a galaxy of unfettered taste sensations. To experience the boundless delight of Starburstz, reach out to us at 80-KUSHBUD-0 and let your taste buds embark on an interstellar journey.

Step into the luxurious world of Mr Extractor's "Velvet Runtz," where every inhale feels like a red carpet entrance. This Indica-dominant hybrid is an elegant blend of Zkittlez and Gelato, two strains that embody the sophistication of high-society gatherings. It's like wearing a velvet robe to a candy store—a delectable experience that's as plush as it is playful.

Your indulgent journey begins with a waft of tropical fruit, transporting you instantly to an exclusive island soiree. As you sink deeper into the aroma, notes of creamy berries emerge, blending smoothly like a jazz quartet at an underground lounge. And finally, just when you think the curtain has closed, a lingering sweetness keeps the afterparty going, as if savoring the last bite of a gourmet dessert.

Why opt for "Velvet Runtz" by Mr Extractor? Because we've been setting trends and defining class in the terpene realm longer than anyone else. We're the pioneers you can trust for a profile that’s not just tasteful but transcendent. "Velvet Runtz" isn’t merely a terpene profile; it's an invite to an aroma so exclusive, you'll want to RSVP immediately. Cheers to elegance in a bottle!

Hey, do you want to hear a secret? In the beginning, Mr. Extractor was presented with a dilemma: how to educate the public about terpenes while also protecting his cutting-edge methods from potential competitors? He came up with an ingenious plan. Instead of disclosing his true process, he revealed an alternate approach that involved recreating profiles using a laboratory terpene analysis. He was aware that this technique only captured a small portion of the strain's entire fragrance, neglecting other crucial plant elements that created the rest of the plant's true profile. By giving his rivals false information about the technique he used, Mr. Extractor ensured that any attempt they made to reproduce it would result in results that were inferior. Fast forward to today, and you have every competitor using lab reports to create profiles, and yet the profiles are too harsh, off-flavor, and require dilutants to liquify to the right consistency to function correctly. His position as an industry leader was solidified by a secret strategy, and his terpene creations were unrivaled, tasting right, not too harsh, and having no need for dilutants.