Ever thought about bottling summer and spraying it all over? Hold onto that zesty thought because Mr Extractor's "Lemonchello 28" terpene profile is doing just that! A citrusy symphony of The Original Lemonade doing a sunny tango with Cherry Pie, this profile is the beach party of the year in our ultra-pop Hype Strain Series. Imagine breathing in the mouthwatering aroma of lemon drops and fresh berries, then tasting the tantalizing rush of lemon cherry candy with a crisp, citrusy aftertaste. But hey, don't expect to find any actual lemons or pies in there, we're in the business of creating wild experiences, not your grandma's pantry!

Now, onto the main attraction, the flavor and aroma. "Lemonchello 28" is the brainchild of breeders who surely must moonlight as sorcerers because they've managed to concoct something that makes your tastebuds throw a raucous fiesta while your olfactory senses go on a rollercoaster ride through a citrus orchard in full bloom. When you're looking for a tsunami of lemon drops hitting the rocky shores of fresh berries, interrupted by a hailstorm of lemon cherry candy, you're in for a surprise. It's not a weather forecast; it's the "Lemonchello 28" experience!

"Lemonchello 28" isn't just another profile in the lineup, folks, it's the new poster child of 2023's hottest strain list. Why? Because it's like bringing the fiery sun of July to a snowy December day. It’s elbowing its way into the hallowed hall of time-tested classics, adding a bright yellow twist to Mr Extractor's flavorful portfolio. In a world of dull, run-of-the-mill profiles, "Lemonchello 28" is the brash, bold streak of sunbeam that just won't be ignored. So brace yourself and get ready to be sun-kissed by this lemony wonder!

Strutting through the urban jungle of flavor, Mr. Extractor's King Louie XIII Terpene Profile emerges as the crowning jewel of LA's concrete orchard. With roots that delve deep into the OG Kush dynasty and entwined with the mystery of LA Confidential, this royal Indica blend is steeped in the essence of the city where dreams are distilled into reality. Its aroma is a coronation of earthy, herbal, and audacious gassy notes, each puff a scepter raised in homage to the legendary urban entrepreneur, OG King Louie.

Picture the scene: streetlights casting shadows as the city hums, a backdrop where ambition meets artistry. It’s here that King Louie XIII reigns supreme, an underground empire built on bold strokes and unapologetic swagger. In a collaborative crowning achievement, Mr. Extractor has united with the original trendsetter, OG King Louie, to tailor a terpene tapestry that embodies the very spirit of Los Angeles—grounded yet reaching skyward, with each note echoing the city's heartbeat.

This terpene profile doesn't just whisper of LA's illustrious canopy; it roars. King Louie XIII is not merely a terpene profile—it's a legacy captured in a bottle, an urban elixir handcrafted for those who command the night and seize the dawn. Every inhalation is a step down the Walk of Fame, a taste of success and a tribute to the grit and grind of the city that catapults dreams into the stratosphere. Welcome to the royal court of flavor, where King Louie XIII sits enthroned, not just as a product, but as a proclamation of passion and the power of collaboration in the city of angels.

As we move forward into 2023, this exclusive profile has been recognized as one of the top-rated terpene experiences of the year, an honor that parallels the prestige and acclaim associated with OG King Louie's entrepreneurial achievements. This official King Louie XIII terpene profile represents more than just a unique flavor journey; it's a testament to Mr. Extractor's commitment to innovation, authenticity, and collaborations that break new ground, reflecting the very ethos that has driven OG King Louie to his iconic status.

Break out your cookie jars, because Mr Extractor's Do-Si-Dos Terpene Profile is baking an aroma so good you're going to buy out the whole stand and earn a badge for being our biggest sponsor!  With a lineage steeped in the sweet, earthy embrace of Girl Scout Cookies and OGKB, this indica phenom packs a scent punch that’ll transport you back to the joyous days of cookie commerce outside your local supermarket.

Inhale deeply, and you'll be doing more than just a do-si-do; you'll be waltzing through layers of fragrant nostalgia. Each note is a step back to the first crunchy bite of those coveted Do-Si-Dos, a cookie so good it's got entire troops singing praises. This terpene profile is a masterclass in sweet herbal bliss, a flavor that’s more than a handshake between old-school tradition and contemporary cool.

Strap in for a whimsical ride, because Mr Extractor's crafting here is nothing short of scout's honor—seriously, we’re talking a terpene concoction so authentically delightful, you'd expect it to come in a brightly colored box. And while we can't promise a side of singing and badge-earning with each whiff, what we can guarantee is a grin-inducing, reminiscent experience. So rally your senses, pledge your allegiance to flavor, and prepare to support your newest aromatic addiction—because this Do-Si-Dos profile isn't just a throwback, it's a throwdown of delicious proportions!

As we progress through 2024, this terpene profile is distinguishing itself as one of the top-rated. Its authentic reproduction of the Do-Si-Do's strain's flavors, combined with its harmonious balance of different taste notes, has garnered commendation and acclaim. Beyond providing a unique taste experience, Mr. Extractor's Do-Si-Do's Terpene Profile offers an engaging sensory journey, enriching daily life and enhancing overall wellbeing.