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Future Ex Wife

Terpene Profile

$65.00
Your life will never be the same after a date with Future Ex Wife. This terpene profile from The Terpene Lab is a wild roller coaster of flavors that’ll make you question your decisions and regret nothing all at once. It’s mind-blowingly Complex, yet surprisingly easy to fall in love with, just like a real ex-wife. The bouquet bursts open with an Earthy base note, grounded in realities you can’t ignore. Simultaneously, it gently embraces you with an Herbal whisper that echoes of days spent in nature’s blissful serenity, while its Strong character shows no mercy – it demands your attention from start to finish. And then there’s the Sweet part… Oh boy! Just when you thought things couldn’t get more dramatic, this tantalizing taste sweeps you off your feet like the first blush of love. As for her lineage, let’s just say she comes from demanding stock – Trainwreck crossed with White Widow – full of high expectations and unforgettable experiences.
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MrExtactor’s Complex Terpenes Category. Our expertly layered profiles are handcrafted to taste exactly the way they smell. With hundreds of hours committed to research and development, these profiles possess intricate characteristics that will make your line stand out. Our complex and exotic profiles can be blended with Clear Delta 8, Wholesale CBD, Distillate and Isolates.
MrExtractor’s Earth Modifier is comparable to rich fresh soil. A strong, deep flavor addition to any blend, this earth modifier will add an interesting layer without overpowering. Our Earth Modifier can be added to any terpene profile and be blended with CBD Extracts, Distillate, Bulk Delta-8 and isolates.
MrExtactor’s Herbal Category. Specifically designed to be aromatic, savory, with floral characteristics. Our herbal terpene profiles can be blended with Clear Delta 8, Bulk Delta 8, hemp products and various extracts. If you are looking for the best Herbal, Aromatic and Handcrafted Terpene products, contact us for wholesale pricing today.
MrExtractor’s Strong Terpene Category packs the most flavorful, pungent and tasty profiles in the industry. These strong blends contain a punch strong aroma that cannot be missed. This category contains the most robust, savory blends on the market. These strong and flavorful terpene profiles can be blended with Clear Delta 8, Wholesale CBD, Distillate and Isolates.
MrExtractor’s Sweet Terpene Category contains nuances of pastries, icecream, vanilla, honey and cream. One of America’s top favorite categories, anything in this line is guaranteed to be a fantastic addition to your product line. Our sweet terpene profiles can be blended with CBD isolates, Delta 8, hemp products and numerous other products.

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Your life will never be the same after a date with Future Ex Wife. This terpene profile from The Terpene Lab is a wild roller coaster of flavors that’ll make you question your decisions and regret nothing all at once. It’s mind-blowingly Complex, yet surprisingly easy to fall in love with, just like a real ex-wife. The bouquet bursts open with an Earthy base note, grounded in realities you can’t ignore. Simultaneously, it gently embraces you with an Herbal whisper that echoes of days spent in nature’s blissful serenity, while its Strong character shows no mercy – it demands your attention from start to finish. And then there’s the Sweet part… Oh boy! Just when you thought things couldn’t get more dramatic, this tantalizing taste sweeps you off your feet like the first blush of love. As for her lineage, let’s just say she comes from demanding stock – Trainwreck crossed with White Widow – full of high expectations and unforgettable experiences.

Effects

The effects brought on by Future Ex Wife are as memorable as her name suggests. Prepare for the ensuing emotional storm as she swiftly kicks into gear, filling your senses with a surge of euphoria that seizes control and refuses to let go until it’s ready. She softly coaxes you into a state of relaxed alertness while insidiously luring you towards an aura of creative inspiration; kind of like how she used to inspire those unusual DIY projects around the house. The tail-end wraps up with a powerful sense of tranquility that may leave you feeling clear-headed… or contemplating what went wrong.

History

At the helm steering this audacious adventure is none other than Mr Extractor himself – somewhat of an enigma wrapped in lab coat chic operating out of downtown Los Angeles. Known to push boundaries and break hearts (in the best way possible), his groundbreaking work with terpene profiles has forever changed the landscape of the vaping world. With an uncanny knack for recreating nature’s magic in a terpene profile, Mr Extractor is truly the love guru of the industry turning millions of lives into romantic sagas of happiness and success. The Future Ex Wife terpene profile being his pièce de résistance – because nothing says ‘love’ quite like an ode to tumultuous romance manipulated down to molecular precision. So buckle up, invite Future Ex Wife into your world, and let the sweet science of vaping take you on a ride you won’t forget!

Future Ex Wife Terpene Profile

$65.00
Your life will never be the same after a date with Future Ex Wife. This terpene profile from The Terpene Lab is a wild roller coaster of flavors that’ll make you question your decisions and regret nothing all at once. It’s mind-blowingly Complex, yet surprisingly easy to fall in love with, just like a real ex-wife. The bouquet bursts open with an Earthy base note, grounded in realities you can’t ignore. Simultaneously, it gently embraces you with an Herbal whisper that echoes of days spent in nature’s blissful serenity, while its Strong character shows no mercy – it demands your attention from start to finish. And then there’s the Sweet part… Oh boy! Just when you thought things couldn’t get more dramatic, this tantalizing taste sweeps you off your feet like the first blush of love. As for her lineage, let’s just say she comes from demanding stock – Trainwreck crossed with White Widow – full of high expectations and unforgettable experiences.

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Future Ex Wife

Terpene Profile

$65.00
Your life will never be the same after a date with Future Ex Wife. This terpene profile from The Terpene Lab is a wild roller coaster of flavors that’ll make you question your decisions and regret nothing all at once. It’s mind-blowingly Complex, yet surprisingly easy to fall in love with, just like a real ex-wife. The bouquet bursts open with an Earthy base note, grounded in realities you can’t ignore. Simultaneously, it gently embraces you with an Herbal whisper that echoes of days spent in nature’s blissful serenity, while its Strong character shows no mercy – it demands your attention from start to finish. And then there’s the Sweet part… Oh boy! Just when you thought things couldn’t get more dramatic, this tantalizing taste sweeps you off your feet like the first blush of love. As for her lineage, let’s just say she comes from demanding stock – Trainwreck crossed with White Widow – full of high expectations and unforgettable experiences.
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Sound the alarm! Our mad flavor scientists have unleashed a new beast in our Hype Strain Series: Meet Mr Extractor's CryBaby Terpene Profile. Bursting onto the scene from the unorthodox coupling of Last OG and Gelato 41, this is a flavor profile that yells "I'm here, and I won't be ignored!" Think a Diesel-soaked fruit market on steroids – that's the aroma we're working with here. And the flavor? Oh, buckle up, flavor adventurers. It's a rush of sweet candy on the intake, chased by a zesty exhaust fume burnout on your tastebuds. This ain't your grandma's flavor profile.

Now, let's take a moment to appreciate this audacious album of flavors. Like a remix of a Lil Peep track, it's equal parts sweet, intense, and unapologetically bold. It's the genius of the breeders who had the gumption to toss the rulebook and create a flavor profile that's as rebellious as it is alluring. Oh, and did we mention the experience? It’s so comfortable and intense, it makes your couch feel like it’s hugging you.

So, why did we create this? Well, with a name like CryBaby, we couldn't resist (huge Lil Peep fans here). Even if that's not what it's named after, we don't give a rat's posterior. We're delighted to report that this upstart profile is turning heads and winning hearts, making it one of the most sought-after flavor profiles of 2023. It's ready to join the ranks of both fresh faces and stalwart classics in your flavor portfolio, providing an unorthodox twist that's sure to make your taste journey all the more interesting. Trust us, CryBaby doesn’t come to play - it comes to slay.

MrExtractor’s Berry Category possesses a variety of different flavor characteristics including blueberry, strawberry, gogi berry, blackberry and more. Ranging from flavorful to mellow this category has perfectly blended berry/kush profiles. Our Berry Terpene Profiles can be blended with Bulk Delta-8, Clear Distillate, Wholesale Extracts and more.
MrExtractor’s Pine Category will transport your senses to a fresh evergreen forest. These profiles contain the best-selling classic, pungent, earthy and fresh aromas that your clients know and love. One of the Top 3 best selling categories in the country these piney, rich and robust profiles can be blended with Bulk Distillate, Clear Delta-8 and all your hemp extracts.
MrExtactor’s Modifier Category. Super Skunk was designed as a strong skunky, danky and gassy additive. If you want to add more Skunk intensity into your existing Terpene profiles, blend in this Modifier. The Super Skunk modifier adds another layer of complexity to your existing Terpene profiles. It can be blended with CBD isolates, Delta 8, hemp products and numerous other products.

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