Hold onto your taste buds, people! We've got a wild one. Enter Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, a terpene profile that's so indulgent, you'll swear it's fattening. Concocted from a mad scientist's dream pairing of Jetfuel Gelato, Guava, Blue Cookies, and Oreoz, this blend boasts an aroma that's like stumbling into a bakery run by hipster florists: creamy, buttery funk mixed with sweet floral and berry gas. As for the taste, imagine savoring a mouthful of buttery jasmine floral notes on the front, followed by an earthy berry gas kicker on the way out. This high-flying profile is part of our coveted Hype Strain Series. Buckle up!

Let's take a moment to explore the flavor masterpiece that is Berniehaha Butter. It's like an olfactory opera, a symphony for your senses, a...well, you get it. This profile doesn't just hint at complexity - it basks in it, reveling in its own richness. Creamy, buttery funk melds with sweet floral and berry gas for an aroma that's as intriguing as it is addictive. The flavor is equally outrageous, combining buttery jasmine floral notes with a satisfying earthy berry gas punch. All thanks to our breeders, who we can only assume are mad flavor geniuses.

Alright, let's talk demand. If Berniehaha Butter was a stock, you'd be kicking yourself for not investing sooner. This bad boy has proven to be one of the most coveted strains of 2023, and for good reason. Pair it with our selection of timeless classics and you'll have a flavor portfolio that's as well-rounded as a beach ball. With Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, you're not just keeping up with the Joneses, you're leaving them in the dust. Eat your heart out, 2023!

Roll out the red carpet, sound the trumpets, and make way for the granddaddy of them all—introducing Gorilla Glue #4, formerly known as G'Rilla 13! This is where it all began, the magnum opus, the pioneering terpene profile that forever changed the game. Crafted by the one and only Mr Extractor, G'Rilla 13/Gorilla Glue #4 set the stage for a new era, laying the cornerstone for a global empire in the world of terpenes. A hybrid of Gorilla Glue and G13, this legendary profile fuses the best of the best, creating a truly monumental experience that's as complex as its groundbreaking heritage.

Prepare to be swept off your feet, or should we say, glued to your seats! Your sensory expedition begins with a daring blend of pungent, earthy tones, as strong and commanding as the grip of a silverback gorilla. But don't get too comfortable; here comes a rush of sour, diesel-like nuances, soaring through the air like a vine in the jungle. To wrap up this once-in-a-lifetime journey, you'll encounter subtle notes of pine and chocolate, leaving a lasting impression as iconic as the footprints of a giant gorilla in the mud.

Why should you choose the legendary Gorilla Glue #4 from Mr Extractor? Because in a world of imitators, only one can claim the throne as the originator. We didn’t merely step into the realm of terpenes; we created it, defined it, and continue to elevate it. Opting for Gorilla Glue #4 is more than a choice; it's an allegiance to authenticity, a salute to innovation, and a nod to the unparalleled mastery that only comes from years of industry leadership. Accept no substitutes—experience the world’s first, finest, and most iconic terpene profile. Join the G'Rilla revolution and be a part of history!

Using the innovative extraction methods of 2023, Mr. Extractor's Gorilla Glue #4 Terpene Profile meticulously replicates the multifaceted flavors of the original. Our unwavering commitment to authenticity and precision has led to the creation of a profile that truly stands out, earning its place as one of the top-rated terpene profiles of 2023. From the earthy pine notes to the sweet warmth of chocolate and coffee, Gorilla Glue #4 offers a diverse, dynamic sensory experience that will bring a unique and enjoyable dimension to your everyday life.

Ever thought about bottling summer and spraying it all over? Hold onto that zesty thought because Mr Extractor's "Lemonchello 28" terpene profile is doing just that! A citrusy symphony of The Original Lemonade doing a sunny tango with Cherry Pie, this profile is the beach party of the year in our ultra-pop Hype Strain Series. Imagine breathing in the mouthwatering aroma of lemon drops and fresh berries, then tasting the tantalizing rush of lemon cherry candy with a crisp, citrusy aftertaste. But hey, don't expect to find any actual lemons or pies in there, we're in the business of creating wild experiences, not your grandma's pantry!

Now, onto the main attraction, the flavor and aroma. "Lemonchello 28" is the brainchild of breeders who surely must moonlight as sorcerers because they've managed to concoct something that makes your tastebuds throw a raucous fiesta while your olfactory senses go on a rollercoaster ride through a citrus orchard in full bloom. When you're looking for a tsunami of lemon drops hitting the rocky shores of fresh berries, interrupted by a hailstorm of lemon cherry candy, you're in for a surprise. It's not a weather forecast; it's the "Lemonchello 28" experience!

"Lemonchello 28" isn't just another profile in the lineup, folks, it's the new poster child of 2023's hottest strain list. Why? Because it's like bringing the fiery sun of July to a snowy December day. It’s elbowing its way into the hallowed hall of time-tested classics, adding a bright yellow twist to Mr Extractor's flavorful portfolio. In a world of dull, run-of-the-mill profiles, "Lemonchello 28" is the brash, bold streak of sunbeam that just won't be ignored. So brace yourself and get ready to be sun-kissed by this lemony wonder!