Gentlemen, start your nostrils! Brace yourself for the ultimate pit stop in the world of terpene profiles with Mr Extractor's latest addition: "Fresh Paint". This enigmatic delight, a brainchild of the folks at Seed Junky Genetics, is part of our high-octane Hype Strain Series. While its cross is as unknown as the toolset of a shade-tree mechanic, the "Fresh Paint" aroma slaps you right in the face with gassy fresh paint fumes paired with a delicate hint of confetti cake. Its flavor takes you on a victory lap, where the robust gassy notes contend with the creamy sweetness of a confetti cake. Put on your racing goggles, folks. We’re going full throttle on this one!

Let's hit the gas and delve deeper into this scented masterpiece. Seed Junky Genetics really dropped the clutch and burned rubber with this one! Picture yourself in a vintage car restoration shop – the aroma of gassy fresh paint hanging in the air, mingled with the unexpected, yet enticing scent of a confetti cake just waiting to be devoured. You know that feeling of satisfaction when a car's restoration is finished, and it's ready for a sweet ride? Yeah, the flavor of "Fresh Paint" is just like that - an exhilarating ride through creamy confetti cake valleys, with the punchy gassy note at every hairpin turn. It's eccentric, it's offbeat, and we love it! It's like a classic car show in your mouth, each element vying for the title of Best in Show.

With the pedal to the metal, "Fresh Paint" has raced its way to be one of the most in-demand profiles of 2023. Bringing this bad boy into your lineup is like adding a refurbished '69 Shelby to your garage - an instant conversation starter. It allows you to ride the wave of this year's hottest strains, while also being a respectful nod to those timeless classics. So here's your chance to add this high-octane, off-the-wall, absolutely ravishing flavor profile to your collection, and trust us, it's going to be a hell of a ride! We've got our seat belts fastened; how about you?

Get ready to be hit square between the eyes by the sheer audacity of Mr Extractor's True Doe, the terpene profile that makes our "competition" look like they're playing with toy chemistry sets. The lovechild of The Truth and Chem Valley Cookies, True Doe oozes an aroma that fuses chem gas with cookie dough, like your grandmother's kitchen somehow merged with a science lab. With flavors bouncing between earthy Pine OG and that same delectable cookie dough, you'll feel like a woodland creature who just won a baking show. And this isn't any run-of-the-mill profile, no siree. This trailblazer is part of the Hype Strain Series, so you know it's ready to drop some jaws.

Picture, if you will, diving headfirst into a mound of fresh cookie dough, only to land in the heart of a forest so piney it makes Christmas trees jealous. That's the dual-wonderland Mr Extractor's True Doe serves up on the flavor front. The aroma, meanwhile, is like strapping a jetpack made of chem gas to your back and blasting off to a destination delicious. Our Terp Techs? They're the Willy Wonkas of terpene profiles, crafting creations that defy logic and tickle taste buds in ways you didn't know were possible.

As for 2023's most-wanted list? True Doe's mugshot is all over it. This profile is making waves faster than a cat video going viral, proving itself as one of the hottest strains of the year. It’s like the Weekend of flavor profiles, at once fresh and exciting while remaining steeped in timeless allure. With True Doe in your collection, you'll not only have the most sought-after profiles of 2023, you'll also be the proud owner of a flavor symphony that could bring a tear to Beethoven's eye. Brace yourself, because with True Doe, you're not just a part of the industry—you're leading it.

We've got a legal legend in the house—meet "Original Z," the strain so good, it almost needed a lawyer! Once known as Zkittles, this Indica-dominant dynamo had to change its name, dodging the long arm of trademark law faster than you can say "Taste the Rainbow." Originating from the fusion of Grape Ape and Grapefruit, "Original Z" packs the same wow-factor under a new alias.

Pop open this sensation and get hit with a sweetness that's almost criminally delicious. Imagine sneaking into a forbidden orchard, each aroma a stolen fruit—first, the sugary allure of grapes, as if you've just bitten into a grape-flavored candy. But don't plead guilty yet; a zesty grapefruit undertone is ready to take the stand, adding a tart twist to your taste journey. As your trial in Flavor Court concludes, an earthy whisper leaves you grounded, making sure you remember every moment of this delectable escapade.

Why choose Mr Extractor's "Original Z"? Because we know how to navigate the flavor spectrum while staying on the right side of innovation. We’ve been crafting terpene masterpieces long before anyone even thought about sending cease-and-desist letters. So, when you opt for "Original Z," you're not just tasting a strain—you're experiencing a piece of history, rebranded yet unforgettable. Grab your taste buds, Your Honor. Court is in session!

As we navigate 2023, Mr. Extractor's Zkittles Terpene Profile is standing out as one of the top-rated terpene profiles. Its impeccable replication of the Zkittles strain's unique flavors, combined with the harmony of diverse notes, has earned it significant recognition. But this terpene profile offers more than a memorable taste experience; it's an exciting sensory voyage that can elevate everyday moments and contribute to a holistic sense of wellbeing.