Hold onto your taste buds, people! We've got a wild one. Enter Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, a terpene profile that's so indulgent, you'll swear it's fattening. Concocted from a mad scientist's dream pairing of Jetfuel Gelato, Guava, Blue Cookies, and Oreoz, this blend boasts an aroma that's like stumbling into a bakery run by hipster florists: creamy, buttery funk mixed with sweet floral and berry gas. As for the taste, imagine savoring a mouthful of buttery jasmine floral notes on the front, followed by an earthy berry gas kicker on the way out. This high-flying profile is part of our coveted Hype Strain Series. Buckle up!

Let's take a moment to explore the flavor masterpiece that is Berniehaha Butter. It's like an olfactory opera, a symphony for your senses, a...well, you get it. This profile doesn't just hint at complexity - it basks in it, reveling in its own richness. Creamy, buttery funk melds with sweet floral and berry gas for an aroma that's as intriguing as it is addictive. The flavor is equally outrageous, combining buttery jasmine floral notes with a satisfying earthy berry gas punch. All thanks to our breeders, who we can only assume are mad flavor geniuses.

Alright, let's talk demand. If Berniehaha Butter was a stock, you'd be kicking yourself for not investing sooner. This bad boy has proven to be one of the most coveted strains of 2023, and for good reason. Pair it with our selection of timeless classics and you'll have a flavor portfolio that's as well-rounded as a beach ball. With Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, you're not just keeping up with the Joneses, you're leaving them in the dust. Eat your heart out, 2023!

Ever thought about bottling summer and spraying it all over? Hold onto that zesty thought because Mr Extractor's "Lemonchello 28" terpene profile is doing just that! A citrusy symphony of The Original Lemonade doing a sunny tango with Cherry Pie, this profile is the beach party of the year in our ultra-pop Hype Strain Series. Imagine breathing in the mouthwatering aroma of lemon drops and fresh berries, then tasting the tantalizing rush of lemon cherry candy with a crisp, citrusy aftertaste. But hey, don't expect to find any actual lemons or pies in there, we're in the business of creating wild experiences, not your grandma's pantry!

Now, onto the main attraction, the flavor and aroma. "Lemonchello 28" is the brainchild of breeders who surely must moonlight as sorcerers because they've managed to concoct something that makes your tastebuds throw a raucous fiesta while your olfactory senses go on a rollercoaster ride through a citrus orchard in full bloom. When you're looking for a tsunami of lemon drops hitting the rocky shores of fresh berries, interrupted by a hailstorm of lemon cherry candy, you're in for a surprise. It's not a weather forecast; it's the "Lemonchello 28" experience!

"Lemonchello 28" isn't just another profile in the lineup, folks, it's the new poster child of 2023's hottest strain list. Why? Because it's like bringing the fiery sun of July to a snowy December day. It’s elbowing its way into the hallowed hall of time-tested classics, adding a bright yellow twist to Mr Extractor's flavorful portfolio. In a world of dull, run-of-the-mill profiles, "Lemonchello 28" is the brash, bold streak of sunbeam that just won't be ignored. So brace yourself and get ready to be sun-kissed by this lemony wonder!

Strutting through the urban jungle of flavor, Mr. Extractor's King Louie XIII Terpene Profile emerges as the crowning jewel of LA's concrete orchard. With roots that delve deep into the OG Kush dynasty and entwined with the mystery of LA Confidential, this royal Indica blend is steeped in the essence of the city where dreams are distilled into reality. Its aroma is a coronation of earthy, herbal, and audacious gassy notes, each puff a scepter raised in homage to the legendary urban entrepreneur, OG King Louie.

Picture the scene: streetlights casting shadows as the city hums, a backdrop where ambition meets artistry. It’s here that King Louie XIII reigns supreme, an underground empire built on bold strokes and unapologetic swagger. In a collaborative crowning achievement, Mr. Extractor has united with the original trendsetter, OG King Louie, to tailor a terpene tapestry that embodies the very spirit of Los Angeles—grounded yet reaching skyward, with each note echoing the city's heartbeat.

This terpene profile doesn't just whisper of LA's illustrious canopy; it roars. King Louie XIII is not merely a terpene profile—it's a legacy captured in a bottle, an urban elixir handcrafted for those who command the night and seize the dawn. Every inhalation is a step down the Walk of Fame, a taste of success and a tribute to the grit and grind of the city that catapults dreams into the stratosphere. Welcome to the royal court of flavor, where King Louie XIII sits enthroned, not just as a product, but as a proclamation of passion and the power of collaboration in the city of angels.

As we move forward into 2023, this exclusive profile has been recognized as one of the top-rated terpene experiences of the year, an honor that parallels the prestige and acclaim associated with OG King Louie's entrepreneurial achievements. This official King Louie XIII terpene profile represents more than just a unique flavor journey; it's a testament to Mr. Extractor's commitment to innovation, authenticity, and collaborations that break new ground, reflecting the very ethos that has driven OG King Louie to his iconic status.