Gentlemen, start your nostrils! Brace yourself for the ultimate pit stop in the world of terpene profiles with Mr Extractor's latest addition: "Fresh Paint". This enigmatic delight, a brainchild of the folks at Seed Junky Genetics, is part of our high-octane Hype Strain Series. While its cross is as unknown as the toolset of a shade-tree mechanic, the "Fresh Paint" aroma slaps you right in the face with gassy fresh paint fumes paired with a delicate hint of confetti cake. Its flavor takes you on a victory lap, where the robust gassy notes contend with the creamy sweetness of a confetti cake. Put on your racing goggles, folks. We’re going full throttle on this one!

Let's hit the gas and delve deeper into this scented masterpiece. Seed Junky Genetics really dropped the clutch and burned rubber with this one! Picture yourself in a vintage car restoration shop – the aroma of gassy fresh paint hanging in the air, mingled with the unexpected, yet enticing scent of a confetti cake just waiting to be devoured. You know that feeling of satisfaction when a car's restoration is finished, and it's ready for a sweet ride? Yeah, the flavor of "Fresh Paint" is just like that - an exhilarating ride through creamy confetti cake valleys, with the punchy gassy note at every hairpin turn. It's eccentric, it's offbeat, and we love it! It's like a classic car show in your mouth, each element vying for the title of Best in Show.

With the pedal to the metal, "Fresh Paint" has raced its way to be one of the most in-demand profiles of 2023. Bringing this bad boy into your lineup is like adding a refurbished '69 Shelby to your garage - an instant conversation starter. It allows you to ride the wave of this year's hottest strains, while also being a respectful nod to those timeless classics. So here's your chance to add this high-octane, off-the-wall, absolutely ravishing flavor profile to your collection, and trust us, it's going to be a hell of a ride! We've got our seat belts fastened; how about you?

Mr. Extractor's Dogg Pound Terpene Profile, Aka DPG OG, captures the legendary essence of a strain that shares the name of the renowned rap group, "Tha Dogg Pound," featuring the iconic Daz Dillinger and Kurupt. This profile, officially authorized by the dynamic duo, mirrors the trailblazing spirit and distinct style that made Tha Dogg Pound a household name in the hip-hop industry.

Exhibiting an enticing combination of earthy undertones and vibrant citrus highlights, Dogg Pound dances on the palate with a rhythm as smooth as a beat from Daz himself. This profile carries the legacy of its balanced hybrid lineage, weaving together the relaxation of the cool California nights with the electrifying energy that crackles through the bustling studio recording sessions.

Just as the soulful beats of Tha Dogg Pound helped define an era, this terpene profile sets the tone for your day. Begin your morning with the invigorating citrus overtones that inspire creativity, akin to laying down the first tracks of a groundbreaking new mix. As the day winds down, allow the relaxing, earthy undertones to guide you into a serene evening, just as a smooth outro eases you out of a pulsating hip-hop track.

In recognition of its unique blend of flavors and the legendary pedigree it represents, Dogg Pound has solidified its place as one of the top-rated terpene profiles of 2023. Much like Tha Dogg Pound pushed the boundaries of the rap scene, this profile defies the ordinary, standing as an exemplar of Mr. Extractor's commitment to pioneering unique and authentically inspired flavor experiences.

Step into the luxurious world of Mr Extractor's "Velvet Runtz," where every inhale feels like a red carpet entrance. This Indica-dominant hybrid is an elegant blend of Zkittlez and Gelato, two strains that embody the sophistication of high-society gatherings. It's like wearing a velvet robe to a candy store—a delectable experience that's as plush as it is playful.

Your indulgent journey begins with a waft of tropical fruit, transporting you instantly to an exclusive island soiree. As you sink deeper into the aroma, notes of creamy berries emerge, blending smoothly like a jazz quartet at an underground lounge. And finally, just when you think the curtain has closed, a lingering sweetness keeps the afterparty going, as if savoring the last bite of a gourmet dessert.

Why opt for "Velvet Runtz" by Mr Extractor? Because we've been setting trends and defining class in the terpene realm longer than anyone else. We're the pioneers you can trust for a profile that’s not just tasteful but transcendent. "Velvet Runtz" isn’t merely a terpene profile; it's an invite to an aroma so exclusive, you'll want to RSVP immediately. Cheers to elegance in a bottle!

Hey, do you want to hear a secret? In the beginning, Mr. Extractor was presented with a dilemma: how to educate the public about terpenes while also protecting his cutting-edge methods from potential competitors? He came up with an ingenious plan. Instead of disclosing his true process, he revealed an alternate approach that involved recreating profiles using a laboratory terpene analysis. He was aware that this technique only captured a small portion of the strain's entire fragrance, neglecting other crucial plant elements that created the rest of the plant's true profile. By giving his rivals false information about the technique he used, Mr. Extractor ensured that any attempt they made to reproduce it would result in results that were inferior. Fast forward to today, and you have every competitor using lab reports to create profiles, and yet the profiles are too harsh, off-flavor, and require dilutants to liquify to the right consistency to function correctly. His position as an industry leader was solidified by a secret strategy, and his terpene creations were unrivaled, tasting right, not too harsh, and having no need for dilutants.