Gentlemen, start your nostrils! Brace yourself for the ultimate pit stop in the world of terpene profiles with Mr Extractor's latest addition: "Fresh Paint". This enigmatic delight, a brainchild of the folks at Seed Junky Genetics, is part of our high-octane Hype Strain Series. While its cross is as unknown as the toolset of a shade-tree mechanic, the "Fresh Paint" aroma slaps you right in the face with gassy fresh paint fumes paired with a delicate hint of confetti cake. Its flavor takes you on a victory lap, where the robust gassy notes contend with the creamy sweetness of a confetti cake. Put on your racing goggles, folks. We’re going full throttle on this one!

Let's hit the gas and delve deeper into this scented masterpiece. Seed Junky Genetics really dropped the clutch and burned rubber with this one! Picture yourself in a vintage car restoration shop – the aroma of gassy fresh paint hanging in the air, mingled with the unexpected, yet enticing scent of a confetti cake just waiting to be devoured. You know that feeling of satisfaction when a car's restoration is finished, and it's ready for a sweet ride? Yeah, the flavor of "Fresh Paint" is just like that - an exhilarating ride through creamy confetti cake valleys, with the punchy gassy note at every hairpin turn. It's eccentric, it's offbeat, and we love it! It's like a classic car show in your mouth, each element vying for the title of Best in Show.

With the pedal to the metal, "Fresh Paint" has raced its way to be one of the most in-demand profiles of 2023. Bringing this bad boy into your lineup is like adding a refurbished '69 Shelby to your garage - an instant conversation starter. It allows you to ride the wave of this year's hottest strains, while also being a respectful nod to those timeless classics. So here's your chance to add this high-octane, off-the-wall, absolutely ravishing flavor profile to your collection, and trust us, it's going to be a hell of a ride! We've got our seat belts fastened; how about you?

Break out your cookie jars, because Mr Extractor's Do-Si-Dos Terpene Profile is baking an aroma so good you're going to buy out the whole stand and earn a badge for being our biggest sponsor!  With a lineage steeped in the sweet, earthy embrace of Girl Scout Cookies and OGKB, this indica phenom packs a scent punch that’ll transport you back to the joyous days of cookie commerce outside your local supermarket.

Inhale deeply, and you'll be doing more than just a do-si-do; you'll be waltzing through layers of fragrant nostalgia. Each note is a step back to the first crunchy bite of those coveted Do-Si-Dos, a cookie so good it's got entire troops singing praises. This terpene profile is a masterclass in sweet herbal bliss, a flavor that’s more than a handshake between old-school tradition and contemporary cool.

Strap in for a whimsical ride, because Mr Extractor's crafting here is nothing short of scout's honor—seriously, we’re talking a terpene concoction so authentically delightful, you'd expect it to come in a brightly colored box. And while we can't promise a side of singing and badge-earning with each whiff, what we can guarantee is a grin-inducing, reminiscent experience. So rally your senses, pledge your allegiance to flavor, and prepare to support your newest aromatic addiction—because this Do-Si-Dos profile isn't just a throwback, it's a throwdown of delicious proportions!

As we progress through 2024, this terpene profile is distinguishing itself as one of the top-rated. Its authentic reproduction of the Do-Si-Do's strain's flavors, combined with its harmonious balance of different taste notes, has garnered commendation and acclaim. Beyond providing a unique taste experience, Mr. Extractor's Do-Si-Do's Terpene Profile offers an engaging sensory journey, enriching daily life and enhancing overall wellbeing.

Roll up your sleeves and grab your milk cartons, folks, because Mr Extractor's latest terpene profile, "Girl Scout Cookies", is here to turn your tastebuds upside down, sideways, and smack 'em with a hint of "Whaaat?" This profile, a luscious blend of the potent OG Kush and the mystical Durban Poison, comes as the crown jewel of our hyped-up Hype Strain Series. Its aroma is like a child's dream bakery gone rogue – mint, sweet cherry, and lemon. And the flavor, oh lordy, is an outlandish ride on the dessert train, where robust notes of mint tangle with sweet cherry and a twist of lemon. And no, we don’t mean actual cookies. Get a grip!

The breeders behind this marvelous masterpiece ought to be hailed for inventing a new kind of hunger: for the delectable notes of this aroma and flavor profile. It’s a tantalizing trip to a candy fair, a dessert festival, a munchies mecca, all wrapped into one insane sensory experience. Minty-freshness meets the undeniable charm of sweet cherry, and a lemon twist ties the whole show together. If your senses were a canvas, "Girl Scout Cookies" would be the impudent artist splattering bold, surprising colors all over it. That's not a cookie crumb you're tasting; it's your mind being blown to bits!

Why is "Girl Scout Cookies" the talk of the town, you ask? Well, it's like that scrumptious dessert that everyone secretly covets at the town bake-off but pretends to scoff at. It's made a flamboyant entry into 2023's hottest strain list and has quickly nestled itself among timeless classics in our flavor portfolio. And trust us, it's not about selling cookies door-to-door; it's about packing a flavor wallop that would put any dessert to shame. So, if you’re wondering, "Is this strain, or is this a fancy dessert menu?" The answer, my friends, is: Yes.