Prepare to take a bite out of The Terpene Lab’s deadly delicious: Poison Fruit profile. Our terpene wizards have concocted an intoxicating brew of fruity sweetness with a complex undercurrent of herbal earthiness that will knock your socks off and make your taste buds do the Tango! Just like its notorious parent strains – Cherry Pie and Purple Punch, this bad apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Hell, we’ve got the lineage down so tight you’re gonna feel like you’re at a family reunion – minus awkward conversations with distant relatives, of course.
Buckle up folks because the effects of our Poison Fruit profile are not for the faint-hearted. Like a forbidden fruit in Eden, one pull will bring about an immediate rush of euphoria guaranteed to wipe out any remnants of stress or anxiety faster than you can say “pass me another cartridge”. This is followed by an uplifting energy surge that’s more potent than a double shot espresso on a Monday morning. Yet, despite all its potency and explosive flavors, it still manages to leave users feeling relaxed and mellow without sending them into coughing fits worthy of an Oscar performance.
Now let’s take a moment to honor our very own flavor maestro – Mr Extractor. Some say he’s crazy; others argue he’s touched by genius. All we know is he’s the man who invented every single terpene profile we produce including this little gem called Poison Fruit. Operating from his mad scientist lair in Downtown Los Angeles, Mr Extractor works tirelessly day and night extracting, refining and creating profiles that are changing lives and bringing happiness to millions across the globe. We’re eternally grateful for his dedication to crafting these insanely accurate profiles which enable us ordinary folk to experience extraordinary flavors without needing green thumbs or risking shady back alley dealings. So here’s to you Mr Extractor, keep those juicy profiles coming!
