Gentlemen, start your nostrils! Brace yourself for the ultimate pit stop in the world of terpene profiles with Mr Extractor's latest addition: "Fresh Paint". This enigmatic delight, a brainchild of the folks at Seed Junky Genetics, is part of our high-octane Hype Strain Series. While its cross is as unknown as the toolset of a shade-tree mechanic, the "Fresh Paint" aroma slaps you right in the face with gassy fresh paint fumes paired with a delicate hint of confetti cake. Its flavor takes you on a victory lap, where the robust gassy notes contend with the creamy sweetness of a confetti cake. Put on your racing goggles, folks. We’re going full throttle on this one!

Let's hit the gas and delve deeper into this scented masterpiece. Seed Junky Genetics really dropped the clutch and burned rubber with this one! Picture yourself in a vintage car restoration shop – the aroma of gassy fresh paint hanging in the air, mingled with the unexpected, yet enticing scent of a confetti cake just waiting to be devoured. You know that feeling of satisfaction when a car's restoration is finished, and it's ready for a sweet ride? Yeah, the flavor of "Fresh Paint" is just like that - an exhilarating ride through creamy confetti cake valleys, with the punchy gassy note at every hairpin turn. It's eccentric, it's offbeat, and we love it! It's like a classic car show in your mouth, each element vying for the title of Best in Show.

With the pedal to the metal, "Fresh Paint" has raced its way to be one of the most in-demand profiles of 2023. Bringing this bad boy into your lineup is like adding a refurbished '69 Shelby to your garage - an instant conversation starter. It allows you to ride the wave of this year's hottest strains, while also being a respectful nod to those timeless classics. So here's your chance to add this high-octane, off-the-wall, absolutely ravishing flavor profile to your collection, and trust us, it's going to be a hell of a ride! We've got our seat belts fastened; how about you?

Get ready to be hit square between the eyes by the sheer audacity of Mr Extractor's True Doe, the terpene profile that makes our "competition" look like they're playing with toy chemistry sets. The lovechild of The Truth and Chem Valley Cookies, True Doe oozes an aroma that fuses chem gas with cookie dough, like your grandmother's kitchen somehow merged with a science lab. With flavors bouncing between earthy Pine OG and that same delectable cookie dough, you'll feel like a woodland creature who just won a baking show. And this isn't any run-of-the-mill profile, no siree. This trailblazer is part of the Hype Strain Series, so you know it's ready to drop some jaws.

Picture, if you will, diving headfirst into a mound of fresh cookie dough, only to land in the heart of a forest so piney it makes Christmas trees jealous. That's the dual-wonderland Mr Extractor's True Doe serves up on the flavor front. The aroma, meanwhile, is like strapping a jetpack made of chem gas to your back and blasting off to a destination delicious. Our Terp Techs? They're the Willy Wonkas of terpene profiles, crafting creations that defy logic and tickle taste buds in ways you didn't know were possible.

As for 2023's most-wanted list? True Doe's mugshot is all over it. This profile is making waves faster than a cat video going viral, proving itself as one of the hottest strains of the year. It’s like the Weekend of flavor profiles, at once fresh and exciting while remaining steeped in timeless allure. With True Doe in your collection, you'll not only have the most sought-after profiles of 2023, you'll also be the proud owner of a flavor symphony that could bring a tear to Beethoven's eye. Brace yourself, because with True Doe, you're not just a part of the industry—you're leading it.

Behold sciences only forbidden experiment—“Straw-Nana”! Dare to step into Mr Extractor’s clandestine flavor lab where “Straw-Nana” is the delicious debacle that science didn’t see coming. It’s the result of a flavor fusion experiment so audacious, it's right on the border of genius and madness—where strawberries and bananas collide to create an epic terpene profile mishap that's monstrously irresistible.

Imagine a laboratory, bubbling with beakers, where a madcap inventor dares to splice the DNA of sun-ripened strawberries with the creamy essence of tropical bananas. The air is thick with anticipation... and then it happens. The room erupts with an aroma so potent, so delectably overwhelming, it’s like a flavor Frankenstein coming to life on the slab. This “Straw-Nana” concoction is the beautiful monster, born of a serendipitous slip-up, a blend so right, it's freakishly fantastic.

Bearing the electric buzz of an experiment that’s struck flavor lightning, “Straw-Nana” is not just a profile—it's a testament to when chemical capers yield the kind of results that would make even the most stoic of scientists giddy. It's the profile that escaped the lab, the one that’s running amok across the terpene world, leaving a trail of ecstatic confusion and delighted chaos in its wake. With Mr Extractor's “Straw-Nana,” embrace the glorious blunder, the perfect accident, the chemical romance that’s too deliciously potent to contain. Get ready to unleash this beast of flavor and revel in the madness of perfection gone wonderfully awry.

The Straw-Nana profile from Mr. Extractor is a harmonious blend, perfectly crafted to complement your products with its sweet, berry-banana essence while maintaining a crystal-clear appearance. Adhering to state regulations, our Straw-Nana flavor not only meets but surpasses the strictest standards for solvents and pesticides, ensuring a pure, quality experience with every use. For those with the luxury to operate outside the scope of state guidelines, our Legacy Line offers the Straw-Nana profile at its most exquisite—unencumbered by regulations, richer in flavor, and more competitively priced. Should you prefer an unrestricted taste experience that captures the full, luscious essence of Straw-Nana, we invite you to explore our Legacy Line. Reach out to us at 80-KUSHBUD-0 to uncover a world where flavor knows no bounds.

Did you know...
Andrew (Drew) Jones, the founder and CEO of MrExtractor.com, has received considerable recognition in the industry and is frequently referred to as "Mr. Extractor." It is important to clarify that this association is a common mistake. It ought to be noted that the nickname "Mr. Extractor" did not originate from Andrew Jones himself, as is commonly assumed. Rather, it originates from an entirely separate source.

While Andrew Jones's contributions to the company's success are undeniable, the nickname "Mr. Extractor" has nothing to do with Drew as an individual. The company selected the name based on the visual characteristics and structure of the first extract machine they created. The representation of the extraction equipment is based on its sleek, sophisticated, and efficient nature rather than being a direct reflection of the owner's personality.