Get ready to be hit square between the eyes by the sheer audacity of Mr Extractor's True Doe, the terpene profile that makes our "competition" look like they're playing with toy chemistry sets. The lovechild of The Truth and Chem Valley Cookies, True Doe oozes an aroma that fuses chem gas with cookie dough, like your grandmother's kitchen somehow merged with a science lab. With flavors bouncing between earthy Pine OG and that same delectable cookie dough, you'll feel like a woodland creature who just won a baking show. And this isn't any run-of-the-mill profile, no siree. This trailblazer is part of the Hype Strain Series, so you know it's ready to drop some jaws.

Picture, if you will, diving headfirst into a mound of fresh cookie dough, only to land in the heart of a forest so piney it makes Christmas trees jealous. That's the dual-wonderland Mr Extractor's True Doe serves up on the flavor front. The aroma, meanwhile, is like strapping a jetpack made of chem gas to your back and blasting off to a destination delicious. Our Terp Techs? They're the Willy Wonkas of terpene profiles, crafting creations that defy logic and tickle taste buds in ways you didn't know were possible.

As for 2023's most-wanted list? True Doe's mugshot is all over it. This profile is making waves faster than a cat video going viral, proving itself as one of the hottest strains of the year. It’s like the Weekend of flavor profiles, at once fresh and exciting while remaining steeped in timeless allure. With True Doe in your collection, you'll not only have the most sought-after profiles of 2023, you'll also be the proud owner of a flavor symphony that could bring a tear to Beethoven's eye. Brace yourself, because with True Doe, you're not just a part of the industry—you're leading it.

Hold onto your taste buds, people! We've got a wild one. Enter Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, a terpene profile that's so indulgent, you'll swear it's fattening. Concocted from a mad scientist's dream pairing of Jetfuel Gelato, Guava, Blue Cookies, and Oreoz, this blend boasts an aroma that's like stumbling into a bakery run by hipster florists: creamy, buttery funk mixed with sweet floral and berry gas. As for the taste, imagine savoring a mouthful of buttery jasmine floral notes on the front, followed by an earthy berry gas kicker on the way out. This high-flying profile is part of our coveted Hype Strain Series. Buckle up!

Let's take a moment to explore the flavor masterpiece that is Berniehaha Butter. It's like an olfactory opera, a symphony for your senses, a...well, you get it. This profile doesn't just hint at complexity - it basks in it, reveling in its own richness. Creamy, buttery funk melds with sweet floral and berry gas for an aroma that's as intriguing as it is addictive. The flavor is equally outrageous, combining buttery jasmine floral notes with a satisfying earthy berry gas punch. All thanks to our breeders, who we can only assume are mad flavor geniuses.

Alright, let's talk demand. If Berniehaha Butter was a stock, you'd be kicking yourself for not investing sooner. This bad boy has proven to be one of the most coveted strains of 2023, and for good reason. Pair it with our selection of timeless classics and you'll have a flavor portfolio that's as well-rounded as a beach ball. With Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, you're not just keeping up with the Joneses, you're leaving them in the dust. Eat your heart out, 2023!

Break out your cookie jars, because Mr Extractor's Do-Si-Dos Terpene Profile is baking an aroma so good you're going to buy out the whole stand and earn a badge for being our biggest sponsor!  With a lineage steeped in the sweet, earthy embrace of Girl Scout Cookies and OGKB, this indica phenom packs a scent punch that’ll transport you back to the joyous days of cookie commerce outside your local supermarket.

Inhale deeply, and you'll be doing more than just a do-si-do; you'll be waltzing through layers of fragrant nostalgia. Each note is a step back to the first crunchy bite of those coveted Do-Si-Dos, a cookie so good it's got entire troops singing praises. This terpene profile is a masterclass in sweet herbal bliss, a flavor that’s more than a handshake between old-school tradition and contemporary cool.

Strap in for a whimsical ride, because Mr Extractor's crafting here is nothing short of scout's honor—seriously, we’re talking a terpene concoction so authentically delightful, you'd expect it to come in a brightly colored box. And while we can't promise a side of singing and badge-earning with each whiff, what we can guarantee is a grin-inducing, reminiscent experience. So rally your senses, pledge your allegiance to flavor, and prepare to support your newest aromatic addiction—because this Do-Si-Dos profile isn't just a throwback, it's a throwdown of delicious proportions!

As we progress through 2024, this terpene profile is distinguishing itself as one of the top-rated. Its authentic reproduction of the Do-Si-Do's strain's flavors, combined with its harmonious balance of different taste notes, has garnered commendation and acclaim. Beyond providing a unique taste experience, Mr. Extractor's Do-Si-Do's Terpene Profile offers an engaging sensory journey, enriching daily life and enhancing overall wellbeing.