Sound the alarm! Our mad flavor scientists have unleashed a new beast in our Hype Strain Series: Meet Mr Extractor's CryBaby Terpene Profile. Bursting onto the scene from the unorthodox coupling of Last OG and Gelato 41, this is a flavor profile that yells "I'm here, and I won't be ignored!" Think a Diesel-soaked fruit market on steroids – that's the aroma we're working with here. And the flavor? Oh, buckle up, flavor adventurers. It's a rush of sweet candy on the intake, chased by a zesty exhaust fume burnout on your tastebuds. This ain't your grandma's flavor profile.

Now, let's take a moment to appreciate this audacious album of flavors. Like a remix of a Lil Peep track, it's equal parts sweet, intense, and unapologetically bold. It's the genius of the breeders who had the gumption to toss the rulebook and create a flavor profile that's as rebellious as it is alluring. Oh, and did we mention the experience? It’s so comfortable and intense, it makes your couch feel like it’s hugging you.

So, why did we create this? Well, with a name like CryBaby, we couldn't resist (huge Lil Peep fans here). Even if that's not what it's named after, we don't give a rat's posterior. We're delighted to report that this upstart profile is turning heads and winning hearts, making it one of the most sought-after flavor profiles of 2023. It's ready to join the ranks of both fresh faces and stalwart classics in your flavor portfolio, providing an unorthodox twist that's sure to make your taste journey all the more interesting. Trust us, CryBaby doesn’t come to play - it comes to slay.

Get ready to be hit square between the eyes by the sheer audacity of Mr Extractor's True Doe, the terpene profile that makes our "competition" look like they're playing with toy chemistry sets. The lovechild of The Truth and Chem Valley Cookies, True Doe oozes an aroma that fuses chem gas with cookie dough, like your grandmother's kitchen somehow merged with a science lab. With flavors bouncing between earthy Pine OG and that same delectable cookie dough, you'll feel like a woodland creature who just won a baking show. And this isn't any run-of-the-mill profile, no siree. This trailblazer is part of the Hype Strain Series, so you know it's ready to drop some jaws.

Picture, if you will, diving headfirst into a mound of fresh cookie dough, only to land in the heart of a forest so piney it makes Christmas trees jealous. That's the dual-wonderland Mr Extractor's True Doe serves up on the flavor front. The aroma, meanwhile, is like strapping a jetpack made of chem gas to your back and blasting off to a destination delicious. Our Terp Techs? They're the Willy Wonkas of terpene profiles, crafting creations that defy logic and tickle taste buds in ways you didn't know were possible.

As for 2023's most-wanted list? True Doe's mugshot is all over it. This profile is making waves faster than a cat video going viral, proving itself as one of the hottest strains of the year. It’s like the Weekend of flavor profiles, at once fresh and exciting while remaining steeped in timeless allure. With True Doe in your collection, you'll not only have the most sought-after profiles of 2023, you'll also be the proud owner of a flavor symphony that could bring a tear to Beethoven's eye. Brace yourself, because with True Doe, you're not just a part of the industry—you're leading it.

Hold onto your taste buds, people! We've got a wild one. Enter Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, a terpene profile that's so indulgent, you'll swear it's fattening. Concocted from a mad scientist's dream pairing of Jetfuel Gelato, Guava, Blue Cookies, and Oreoz, this blend boasts an aroma that's like stumbling into a bakery run by hipster florists: creamy, buttery funk mixed with sweet floral and berry gas. As for the taste, imagine savoring a mouthful of buttery jasmine floral notes on the front, followed by an earthy berry gas kicker on the way out. This high-flying profile is part of our coveted Hype Strain Series. Buckle up!

Let's take a moment to explore the flavor masterpiece that is Berniehaha Butter. It's like an olfactory opera, a symphony for your senses, a...well, you get it. This profile doesn't just hint at complexity - it basks in it, reveling in its own richness. Creamy, buttery funk melds with sweet floral and berry gas for an aroma that's as intriguing as it is addictive. The flavor is equally outrageous, combining buttery jasmine floral notes with a satisfying earthy berry gas punch. All thanks to our breeders, who we can only assume are mad flavor geniuses.

Alright, let's talk demand. If Berniehaha Butter was a stock, you'd be kicking yourself for not investing sooner. This bad boy has proven to be one of the most coveted strains of 2023, and for good reason. Pair it with our selection of timeless classics and you'll have a flavor portfolio that's as well-rounded as a beach ball. With Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, you're not just keeping up with the Joneses, you're leaving them in the dust. Eat your heart out, 2023!