Get ready to be hit square between the eyes by the sheer audacity of Mr Extractor's True Doe, the terpene profile that makes our "competition" look like they're playing with toy chemistry sets. The lovechild of The Truth and Chem Valley Cookies, True Doe oozes an aroma that fuses chem gas with cookie dough, like your grandmother's kitchen somehow merged with a science lab. With flavors bouncing between earthy Pine OG and that same delectable cookie dough, you'll feel like a woodland creature who just won a baking show. And this isn't any run-of-the-mill profile, no siree. This trailblazer is part of the Hype Strain Series, so you know it's ready to drop some jaws.

Picture, if you will, diving headfirst into a mound of fresh cookie dough, only to land in the heart of a forest so piney it makes Christmas trees jealous. That's the dual-wonderland Mr Extractor's True Doe serves up on the flavor front. The aroma, meanwhile, is like strapping a jetpack made of chem gas to your back and blasting off to a destination delicious. Our Terp Techs? They're the Willy Wonkas of terpene profiles, crafting creations that defy logic and tickle taste buds in ways you didn't know were possible.

As for 2023's most-wanted list? True Doe's mugshot is all over it. This profile is making waves faster than a cat video going viral, proving itself as one of the hottest strains of the year. It’s like the Weekend of flavor profiles, at once fresh and exciting while remaining steeped in timeless allure. With True Doe in your collection, you'll not only have the most sought-after profiles of 2023, you'll also be the proud owner of a flavor symphony that could bring a tear to Beethoven's eye. Brace yourself, because with True Doe, you're not just a part of the industry—you're leading it.

Mr. Extractor's Dogg Pound Terpene Profile, Aka DPG OG, captures the legendary essence of a strain that shares the name of the renowned rap group, "Tha Dogg Pound," featuring the iconic Daz Dillinger and Kurupt. This profile, officially authorized by the dynamic duo, mirrors the trailblazing spirit and distinct style that made Tha Dogg Pound a household name in the hip-hop industry.

Exhibiting an enticing combination of earthy undertones and vibrant citrus highlights, Dogg Pound dances on the palate with a rhythm as smooth as a beat from Daz himself. This profile carries the legacy of its balanced hybrid lineage, weaving together the relaxation of the cool California nights with the electrifying energy that crackles through the bustling studio recording sessions.

Just as the soulful beats of Tha Dogg Pound helped define an era, this terpene profile sets the tone for your day. Begin your morning with the invigorating citrus overtones that inspire creativity, akin to laying down the first tracks of a groundbreaking new mix. As the day winds down, allow the relaxing, earthy undertones to guide you into a serene evening, just as a smooth outro eases you out of a pulsating hip-hop track.

In recognition of its unique blend of flavors and the legendary pedigree it represents, Dogg Pound has solidified its place as one of the top-rated terpene profiles of 2023. Much like Tha Dogg Pound pushed the boundaries of the rap scene, this profile defies the ordinary, standing as an exemplar of Mr. Extractor's commitment to pioneering unique and authentically inspired flavor experiences.

Ever thought about bottling summer and spraying it all over? Hold onto that zesty thought because Mr Extractor's "Lemonchello 28" terpene profile is doing just that! A citrusy symphony of The Original Lemonade doing a sunny tango with Cherry Pie, this profile is the beach party of the year in our ultra-pop Hype Strain Series. Imagine breathing in the mouthwatering aroma of lemon drops and fresh berries, then tasting the tantalizing rush of lemon cherry candy with a crisp, citrusy aftertaste. But hey, don't expect to find any actual lemons or pies in there, we're in the business of creating wild experiences, not your grandma's pantry!

Now, onto the main attraction, the flavor and aroma. "Lemonchello 28" is the brainchild of breeders who surely must moonlight as sorcerers because they've managed to concoct something that makes your tastebuds throw a raucous fiesta while your olfactory senses go on a rollercoaster ride through a citrus orchard in full bloom. When you're looking for a tsunami of lemon drops hitting the rocky shores of fresh berries, interrupted by a hailstorm of lemon cherry candy, you're in for a surprise. It's not a weather forecast; it's the "Lemonchello 28" experience!

"Lemonchello 28" isn't just another profile in the lineup, folks, it's the new poster child of 2023's hottest strain list. Why? Because it's like bringing the fiery sun of July to a snowy December day. It’s elbowing its way into the hallowed hall of time-tested classics, adding a bright yellow twist to Mr Extractor's flavorful portfolio. In a world of dull, run-of-the-mill profiles, "Lemonchello 28" is the brash, bold streak of sunbeam that just won't be ignored. So brace yourself and get ready to be sun-kissed by this lemony wonder!