Strutting through the urban jungle of flavor, Mr. Extractor's King Louie XIII Terpene Profile emerges as the crowning jewel of LA's concrete orchard. With roots that delve deep into the OG Kush dynasty and entwined with the mystery of LA Confidential, this royal Indica blend is steeped in the essence of the city where dreams are distilled into reality. Its aroma is a coronation of earthy, herbal, and audacious gassy notes, each puff a scepter raised in homage to the legendary urban entrepreneur, OG King Louie.

Picture the scene: streetlights casting shadows as the city hums, a backdrop where ambition meets artistry. It’s here that King Louie XIII reigns supreme, an underground empire built on bold strokes and unapologetic swagger. In a collaborative crowning achievement, Mr. Extractor has united with the original trendsetter, OG King Louie, to tailor a terpene tapestry that embodies the very spirit of Los Angeles—grounded yet reaching skyward, with each note echoing the city's heartbeat.

This terpene profile doesn't just whisper of LA's illustrious canopy; it roars. King Louie XIII is not merely a terpene profile—it's a legacy captured in a bottle, an urban elixir handcrafted for those who command the night and seize the dawn. Every inhalation is a step down the Walk of Fame, a taste of success and a tribute to the grit and grind of the city that catapults dreams into the stratosphere. Welcome to the royal court of flavor, where King Louie XIII sits enthroned, not just as a product, but as a proclamation of passion and the power of collaboration in the city of angels.

As we move forward into 2023, this exclusive profile has been recognized as one of the top-rated terpene experiences of the year, an honor that parallels the prestige and acclaim associated with OG King Louie's entrepreneurial achievements. This official King Louie XIII terpene profile represents more than just a unique flavor journey; it's a testament to Mr. Extractor's commitment to innovation, authenticity, and collaborations that break new ground, reflecting the very ethos that has driven OG King Louie to his iconic status.

Step into the luxurious world of Mr Extractor's "Velvet Runtz," where every inhale feels like a red carpet entrance. This Indica-dominant hybrid is an elegant blend of Zkittlez and Gelato, two strains that embody the sophistication of high-society gatherings. It's like wearing a velvet robe to a candy store—a delectable experience that's as plush as it is playful.

Your indulgent journey begins with a waft of tropical fruit, transporting you instantly to an exclusive island soiree. As you sink deeper into the aroma, notes of creamy berries emerge, blending smoothly like a jazz quartet at an underground lounge. And finally, just when you think the curtain has closed, a lingering sweetness keeps the afterparty going, as if savoring the last bite of a gourmet dessert.

Why opt for "Velvet Runtz" by Mr Extractor? Because we've been setting trends and defining class in the terpene realm longer than anyone else. We're the pioneers you can trust for a profile that’s not just tasteful but transcendent. "Velvet Runtz" isn’t merely a terpene profile; it's an invite to an aroma so exclusive, you'll want to RSVP immediately. Cheers to elegance in a bottle!

Hey, do you want to hear a secret? In the beginning, Mr. Extractor was presented with a dilemma: how to educate the public about terpenes while also protecting his cutting-edge methods from potential competitors? He came up with an ingenious plan. Instead of disclosing his true process, he revealed an alternate approach that involved recreating profiles using a laboratory terpene analysis. He was aware that this technique only captured a small portion of the strain's entire fragrance, neglecting other crucial plant elements that created the rest of the plant's true profile. By giving his rivals false information about the technique he used, Mr. Extractor ensured that any attempt they made to reproduce it would result in results that were inferior. Fast forward to today, and you have every competitor using lab reports to create profiles, and yet the profiles are too harsh, off-flavor, and require dilutants to liquify to the right consistency to function correctly. His position as an industry leader was solidified by a secret strategy, and his terpene creations were unrivaled, tasting right, not too harsh, and having no need for dilutants.

Roll up your sleeves and grab your milk cartons, folks, because Mr Extractor's latest terpene profile, "Girl Scout Cookies", is here to turn your tastebuds upside down, sideways, and smack 'em with a hint of "Whaaat?" This profile, a luscious blend of the potent OG Kush and the mystical Durban Poison, comes as the crown jewel of our hyped-up Hype Strain Series. Its aroma is like a child's dream bakery gone rogue – mint, sweet cherry, and lemon. And the flavor, oh lordy, is an outlandish ride on the dessert train, where robust notes of mint tangle with sweet cherry and a twist of lemon. And no, we don’t mean actual cookies. Get a grip!

The breeders behind this marvelous masterpiece ought to be hailed for inventing a new kind of hunger: for the delectable notes of this aroma and flavor profile. It’s a tantalizing trip to a candy fair, a dessert festival, a munchies mecca, all wrapped into one insane sensory experience. Minty-freshness meets the undeniable charm of sweet cherry, and a lemon twist ties the whole show together. If your senses were a canvas, "Girl Scout Cookies" would be the impudent artist splattering bold, surprising colors all over it. That's not a cookie crumb you're tasting; it's your mind being blown to bits!

Why is "Girl Scout Cookies" the talk of the town, you ask? Well, it's like that scrumptious dessert that everyone secretly covets at the town bake-off but pretends to scoff at. It's made a flamboyant entry into 2023's hottest strain list and has quickly nestled itself among timeless classics in our flavor portfolio. And trust us, it's not about selling cookies door-to-door; it's about packing a flavor wallop that would put any dessert to shame. So, if you’re wondering, "Is this strain, or is this a fancy dessert menu?" The answer, my friends, is: Yes.