Hold onto your taste buds, people! We've got a wild one. Enter Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, a terpene profile that's so indulgent, you'll swear it's fattening. Concocted from a mad scientist's dream pairing of Jetfuel Gelato, Guava, Blue Cookies, and Oreoz, this blend boasts an aroma that's like stumbling into a bakery run by hipster florists: creamy, buttery funk mixed with sweet floral and berry gas. As for the taste, imagine savoring a mouthful of buttery jasmine floral notes on the front, followed by an earthy berry gas kicker on the way out. This high-flying profile is part of our coveted Hype Strain Series. Buckle up!

Let's take a moment to explore the flavor masterpiece that is Berniehaha Butter. It's like an olfactory opera, a symphony for your senses, a...well, you get it. This profile doesn't just hint at complexity - it basks in it, reveling in its own richness. Creamy, buttery funk melds with sweet floral and berry gas for an aroma that's as intriguing as it is addictive. The flavor is equally outrageous, combining buttery jasmine floral notes with a satisfying earthy berry gas punch. All thanks to our breeders, who we can only assume are mad flavor geniuses.

Alright, let's talk demand. If Berniehaha Butter was a stock, you'd be kicking yourself for not investing sooner. This bad boy has proven to be one of the most coveted strains of 2023, and for good reason. Pair it with our selection of timeless classics and you'll have a flavor portfolio that's as well-rounded as a beach ball. With Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, you're not just keeping up with the Joneses, you're leaving them in the dust. Eat your heart out, 2023!

Step up to the streets where the flavor is real and the vibe is chilled, Mr Extractor's “Watermelon Zkittlez” terpene profile rolls out like the freshest ride in the neighborhood. This isn’t just watermelon; it's watermelon with attitude, the kind of flavor that kicks down the doors of taste with diamond-studded boots. It’s the watermelon that hustles hard, sweeter than success and dripping with the grind of summer hustle.

This profile ain't just about the sweet life; it's about the sweetest life. "Watermelon Zkittlez" hits the block with a bang, mixing that ripe, road-trip-ready watermelon punch with a clandestine candy kick that’ll have you seeing colors. Mr Extractor’s got the recipe down—the street-smart blend of mouth-watering melon with a back-alley burst of something extra. It's the taste that has the neighborhood talking, the perfect hookup for those looking to flip the script on the regular.

The Watermelon Skittlez profile is a masterclass in flavor fusion, perfectly preserving the integrity of your extracts without a hint of discoloration, delivering a flawless user experience. Our compliance with state guidelines ensures a product that's not just safe, but superior in purity, meeting the highest standards for solvents and pesticides. Yet, for those who move in spaces where state regulations don't dictate the day's palette, Mr. Extractor's Legacy Line is your ticket to an unbridled flavor adventure. Unleash the true potency of Watermelon Skittlez—more robust, more authentic, and at a lower price that’s as sweet as the profile itself. For those interested in exploring the unparalleled taste and freedom of our Legacy Line, reach out to us at 80-KUSHBUD-0. Choose the unregulated excellence, indulge in a taste revolution crafted for the discerning, unconfined by boundaries.

Mr. Extractor's Dogg Pound Terpene Profile, Aka DPG OG, captures the legendary essence of a strain that shares the name of the renowned rap group, "Tha Dogg Pound," featuring the iconic Daz Dillinger and Kurupt. This profile, officially authorized by the dynamic duo, mirrors the trailblazing spirit and distinct style that made Tha Dogg Pound a household name in the hip-hop industry.

Exhibiting an enticing combination of earthy undertones and vibrant citrus highlights, Dogg Pound dances on the palate with a rhythm as smooth as a beat from Daz himself. This profile carries the legacy of its balanced hybrid lineage, weaving together the relaxation of the cool California nights with the electrifying energy that crackles through the bustling studio recording sessions.

Just as the soulful beats of Tha Dogg Pound helped define an era, this terpene profile sets the tone for your day. Begin your morning with the invigorating citrus overtones that inspire creativity, akin to laying down the first tracks of a groundbreaking new mix. As the day winds down, allow the relaxing, earthy undertones to guide you into a serene evening, just as a smooth outro eases you out of a pulsating hip-hop track.

In recognition of its unique blend of flavors and the legendary pedigree it represents, Dogg Pound has solidified its place as one of the top-rated terpene profiles of 2023. Much like Tha Dogg Pound pushed the boundaries of the rap scene, this profile defies the ordinary, standing as an exemplar of Mr. Extractor's commitment to pioneering unique and authentically inspired flavor experiences.