Hold onto your taste buds, people! We've got a wild one. Enter Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, a terpene profile that's so indulgent, you'll swear it's fattening. Concocted from a mad scientist's dream pairing of Jetfuel Gelato, Guava, Blue Cookies, and Oreoz, this blend boasts an aroma that's like stumbling into a bakery run by hipster florists: creamy, buttery funk mixed with sweet floral and berry gas. As for the taste, imagine savoring a mouthful of buttery jasmine floral notes on the front, followed by an earthy berry gas kicker on the way out. This high-flying profile is part of our coveted Hype Strain Series. Buckle up!

Let's take a moment to explore the flavor masterpiece that is Berniehaha Butter. It's like an olfactory opera, a symphony for your senses, a...well, you get it. This profile doesn't just hint at complexity - it basks in it, reveling in its own richness. Creamy, buttery funk melds with sweet floral and berry gas for an aroma that's as intriguing as it is addictive. The flavor is equally outrageous, combining buttery jasmine floral notes with a satisfying earthy berry gas punch. All thanks to our breeders, who we can only assume are mad flavor geniuses.

Alright, let's talk demand. If Berniehaha Butter was a stock, you'd be kicking yourself for not investing sooner. This bad boy has proven to be one of the most coveted strains of 2023, and for good reason. Pair it with our selection of timeless classics and you'll have a flavor portfolio that's as well-rounded as a beach ball. With Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, you're not just keeping up with the Joneses, you're leaving them in the dust. Eat your heart out, 2023!

Roll out the red carpet, sound the trumpets, and make way for the granddaddy of them all—introducing Gorilla Glue #4, formerly known as G'Rilla 13! This is where it all began, the magnum opus, the pioneering terpene profile that forever changed the game. Crafted by the one and only Mr Extractor, G'Rilla 13/Gorilla Glue #4 set the stage for a new era, laying the cornerstone for a global empire in the world of terpenes. A hybrid of Gorilla Glue and G13, this legendary profile fuses the best of the best, creating a truly monumental experience that's as complex as its groundbreaking heritage.

Prepare to be swept off your feet, or should we say, glued to your seats! Your sensory expedition begins with a daring blend of pungent, earthy tones, as strong and commanding as the grip of a silverback gorilla. But don't get too comfortable; here comes a rush of sour, diesel-like nuances, soaring through the air like a vine in the jungle. To wrap up this once-in-a-lifetime journey, you'll encounter subtle notes of pine and chocolate, leaving a lasting impression as iconic as the footprints of a giant gorilla in the mud.

Why should you choose the legendary Gorilla Glue #4 from Mr Extractor? Because in a world of imitators, only one can claim the throne as the originator. We didn’t merely step into the realm of terpenes; we created it, defined it, and continue to elevate it. Opting for Gorilla Glue #4 is more than a choice; it's an allegiance to authenticity, a salute to innovation, and a nod to the unparalleled mastery that only comes from years of industry leadership. Accept no substitutes—experience the world’s first, finest, and most iconic terpene profile. Join the G'Rilla revolution and be a part of history!

Using the innovative extraction methods of 2023, Mr. Extractor's Gorilla Glue #4 Terpene Profile meticulously replicates the multifaceted flavors of the original. Our unwavering commitment to authenticity and precision has led to the creation of a profile that truly stands out, earning its place as one of the top-rated terpene profiles of 2023. From the earthy pine notes to the sweet warmth of chocolate and coffee, Gorilla Glue #4 offers a diverse, dynamic sensory experience that will bring a unique and enjoyable dimension to your everyday life.

Behold sciences only forbidden experiment—“Straw-Nana”! Dare to step into Mr Extractor’s clandestine flavor lab where “Straw-Nana” is the delicious debacle that science didn’t see coming. It’s the result of a flavor fusion experiment so audacious, it's right on the border of genius and madness—where strawberries and bananas collide to create an epic terpene profile mishap that's monstrously irresistible.

Imagine a laboratory, bubbling with beakers, where a madcap inventor dares to splice the DNA of sun-ripened strawberries with the creamy essence of tropical bananas. The air is thick with anticipation... and then it happens. The room erupts with an aroma so potent, so delectably overwhelming, it’s like a flavor Frankenstein coming to life on the slab. This “Straw-Nana” concoction is the beautiful monster, born of a serendipitous slip-up, a blend so right, it's freakishly fantastic.

Bearing the electric buzz of an experiment that’s struck flavor lightning, “Straw-Nana” is not just a profile—it's a testament to when chemical capers yield the kind of results that would make even the most stoic of scientists giddy. It's the profile that escaped the lab, the one that’s running amok across the terpene world, leaving a trail of ecstatic confusion and delighted chaos in its wake. With Mr Extractor's “Straw-Nana,” embrace the glorious blunder, the perfect accident, the chemical romance that’s too deliciously potent to contain. Get ready to unleash this beast of flavor and revel in the madness of perfection gone wonderfully awry.

The Straw-Nana profile from Mr. Extractor is a harmonious blend, perfectly crafted to complement your products with its sweet, berry-banana essence while maintaining a crystal-clear appearance. Adhering to state regulations, our Straw-Nana flavor not only meets but surpasses the strictest standards for solvents and pesticides, ensuring a pure, quality experience with every use. For those with the luxury to operate outside the scope of state guidelines, our Legacy Line offers the Straw-Nana profile at its most exquisite—unencumbered by regulations, richer in flavor, and more competitively priced. Should you prefer an unrestricted taste experience that captures the full, luscious essence of Straw-Nana, we invite you to explore our Legacy Line. Reach out to us at 80-KUSHBUD-0 to uncover a world where flavor knows no bounds.

Did you know...
Andrew (Drew) Jones, the founder and CEO of MrExtractor.com, has received considerable recognition in the industry and is frequently referred to as "Mr. Extractor." It is important to clarify that this association is a common mistake. It ought to be noted that the nickname "Mr. Extractor" did not originate from Andrew Jones himself, as is commonly assumed. Rather, it originates from an entirely separate source.

While Andrew Jones's contributions to the company's success are undeniable, the nickname "Mr. Extractor" has nothing to do with Drew as an individual. The company selected the name based on the visual characteristics and structure of the first extract machine they created. The representation of the extraction equipment is based on its sleek, sophisticated, and efficient nature rather than being a direct reflection of the owner's personality.