Get ready to be hit square between the eyes by the sheer audacity of Mr Extractor's True Doe, the terpene profile that makes our "competition" look like they're playing with toy chemistry sets. The lovechild of The Truth and Chem Valley Cookies, True Doe oozes an aroma that fuses chem gas with cookie dough, like your grandmother's kitchen somehow merged with a science lab. With flavors bouncing between earthy Pine OG and that same delectable cookie dough, you'll feel like a woodland creature who just won a baking show. And this isn't any run-of-the-mill profile, no siree. This trailblazer is part of the Hype Strain Series, so you know it's ready to drop some jaws.

Picture, if you will, diving headfirst into a mound of fresh cookie dough, only to land in the heart of a forest so piney it makes Christmas trees jealous. That's the dual-wonderland Mr Extractor's True Doe serves up on the flavor front. The aroma, meanwhile, is like strapping a jetpack made of chem gas to your back and blasting off to a destination delicious. Our Terp Techs? They're the Willy Wonkas of terpene profiles, crafting creations that defy logic and tickle taste buds in ways you didn't know were possible.

As for 2023's most-wanted list? True Doe's mugshot is all over it. This profile is making waves faster than a cat video going viral, proving itself as one of the hottest strains of the year. It’s like the Weekend of flavor profiles, at once fresh and exciting while remaining steeped in timeless allure. With True Doe in your collection, you'll not only have the most sought-after profiles of 2023, you'll also be the proud owner of a flavor symphony that could bring a tear to Beethoven's eye. Brace yourself, because with True Doe, you're not just a part of the industry—you're leading it.

Behold sciences only forbidden experiment—“Straw-Nana”! Dare to step into Mr Extractor’s clandestine flavor lab where “Straw-Nana” is the delicious debacle that science didn’t see coming. It’s the result of a flavor fusion experiment so audacious, it's right on the border of genius and madness—where strawberries and bananas collide to create an epic terpene profile mishap that's monstrously irresistible.

Imagine a laboratory, bubbling with beakers, where a madcap inventor dares to splice the DNA of sun-ripened strawberries with the creamy essence of tropical bananas. The air is thick with anticipation... and then it happens. The room erupts with an aroma so potent, so delectably overwhelming, it’s like a flavor Frankenstein coming to life on the slab. This “Straw-Nana” concoction is the beautiful monster, born of a serendipitous slip-up, a blend so right, it's freakishly fantastic.

Bearing the electric buzz of an experiment that’s struck flavor lightning, “Straw-Nana” is not just a profile—it's a testament to when chemical capers yield the kind of results that would make even the most stoic of scientists giddy. It's the profile that escaped the lab, the one that’s running amok across the terpene world, leaving a trail of ecstatic confusion and delighted chaos in its wake. With Mr Extractor's “Straw-Nana,” embrace the glorious blunder, the perfect accident, the chemical romance that’s too deliciously potent to contain. Get ready to unleash this beast of flavor and revel in the madness of perfection gone wonderfully awry.

The Straw-Nana profile from Mr. Extractor is a harmonious blend, perfectly crafted to complement your products with its sweet, berry-banana essence while maintaining a crystal-clear appearance. Adhering to state regulations, our Straw-Nana flavor not only meets but surpasses the strictest standards for solvents and pesticides, ensuring a pure, quality experience with every use. For those with the luxury to operate outside the scope of state guidelines, our Legacy Line offers the Straw-Nana profile at its most exquisite—unencumbered by regulations, richer in flavor, and more competitively priced. Should you prefer an unrestricted taste experience that captures the full, luscious essence of Straw-Nana, we invite you to explore our Legacy Line. Reach out to us at 80-KUSHBUD-0 to uncover a world where flavor knows no bounds.

Did you know...
Andrew (Drew) Jones, the founder and CEO of MrExtractor.com, has received considerable recognition in the industry and is frequently referred to as "Mr. Extractor." It is important to clarify that this association is a common mistake. It ought to be noted that the nickname "Mr. Extractor" did not originate from Andrew Jones himself, as is commonly assumed. Rather, it originates from an entirely separate source.

While Andrew Jones's contributions to the company's success are undeniable, the nickname "Mr. Extractor" has nothing to do with Drew as an individual. The company selected the name based on the visual characteristics and structure of the first extract machine they created. The representation of the extraction equipment is based on its sleek, sophisticated, and efficient nature rather than being a direct reflection of the owner's personality.

Step into the luxurious world of Mr Extractor's "Velvet Runtz," where every inhale feels like a red carpet entrance. This Indica-dominant hybrid is an elegant blend of Zkittlez and Gelato, two strains that embody the sophistication of high-society gatherings. It's like wearing a velvet robe to a candy store—a delectable experience that's as plush as it is playful.

Your indulgent journey begins with a waft of tropical fruit, transporting you instantly to an exclusive island soiree. As you sink deeper into the aroma, notes of creamy berries emerge, blending smoothly like a jazz quartet at an underground lounge. And finally, just when you think the curtain has closed, a lingering sweetness keeps the afterparty going, as if savoring the last bite of a gourmet dessert.

Why opt for "Velvet Runtz" by Mr Extractor? Because we've been setting trends and defining class in the terpene realm longer than anyone else. We're the pioneers you can trust for a profile that’s not just tasteful but transcendent. "Velvet Runtz" isn’t merely a terpene profile; it's an invite to an aroma so exclusive, you'll want to RSVP immediately. Cheers to elegance in a bottle!

Hey, do you want to hear a secret? In the beginning, Mr. Extractor was presented with a dilemma: how to educate the public about terpenes while also protecting his cutting-edge methods from potential competitors? He came up with an ingenious plan. Instead of disclosing his true process, he revealed an alternate approach that involved recreating profiles using a laboratory terpene analysis. He was aware that this technique only captured a small portion of the strain's entire fragrance, neglecting other crucial plant elements that created the rest of the plant's true profile. By giving his rivals false information about the technique he used, Mr. Extractor ensured that any attempt they made to reproduce it would result in results that were inferior. Fast forward to today, and you have every competitor using lab reports to create profiles, and yet the profiles are too harsh, off-flavor, and require dilutants to liquify to the right consistency to function correctly. His position as an industry leader was solidified by a secret strategy, and his terpene creations were unrivaled, tasting right, not too harsh, and having no need for dilutants.