Get ready to be hit square between the eyes by the sheer audacity of Mr Extractor's True Doe, the terpene profile that makes our "competition" look like they're playing with toy chemistry sets. The lovechild of The Truth and Chem Valley Cookies, True Doe oozes an aroma that fuses chem gas with cookie dough, like your grandmother's kitchen somehow merged with a science lab. With flavors bouncing between earthy Pine OG and that same delectable cookie dough, you'll feel like a woodland creature who just won a baking show. And this isn't any run-of-the-mill profile, no siree. This trailblazer is part of the Hype Strain Series, so you know it's ready to drop some jaws.

Picture, if you will, diving headfirst into a mound of fresh cookie dough, only to land in the heart of a forest so piney it makes Christmas trees jealous. That's the dual-wonderland Mr Extractor's True Doe serves up on the flavor front. The aroma, meanwhile, is like strapping a jetpack made of chem gas to your back and blasting off to a destination delicious. Our Terp Techs? They're the Willy Wonkas of terpene profiles, crafting creations that defy logic and tickle taste buds in ways you didn't know were possible.

As for 2023's most-wanted list? True Doe's mugshot is all over it. This profile is making waves faster than a cat video going viral, proving itself as one of the hottest strains of the year. It’s like the Weekend of flavor profiles, at once fresh and exciting while remaining steeped in timeless allure. With True Doe in your collection, you'll not only have the most sought-after profiles of 2023, you'll also be the proud owner of a flavor symphony that could bring a tear to Beethoven's eye. Brace yourself, because with True Doe, you're not just a part of the industry—you're leading it.

Hold onto your taste buds, people! We've got a wild one. Enter Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, a terpene profile that's so indulgent, you'll swear it's fattening. Concocted from a mad scientist's dream pairing of Jetfuel Gelato, Guava, Blue Cookies, and Oreoz, this blend boasts an aroma that's like stumbling into a bakery run by hipster florists: creamy, buttery funk mixed with sweet floral and berry gas. As for the taste, imagine savoring a mouthful of buttery jasmine floral notes on the front, followed by an earthy berry gas kicker on the way out. This high-flying profile is part of our coveted Hype Strain Series. Buckle up!

Let's take a moment to explore the flavor masterpiece that is Berniehaha Butter. It's like an olfactory opera, a symphony for your senses, a...well, you get it. This profile doesn't just hint at complexity - it basks in it, reveling in its own richness. Creamy, buttery funk melds with sweet floral and berry gas for an aroma that's as intriguing as it is addictive. The flavor is equally outrageous, combining buttery jasmine floral notes with a satisfying earthy berry gas punch. All thanks to our breeders, who we can only assume are mad flavor geniuses.

Alright, let's talk demand. If Berniehaha Butter was a stock, you'd be kicking yourself for not investing sooner. This bad boy has proven to be one of the most coveted strains of 2023, and for good reason. Pair it with our selection of timeless classics and you'll have a flavor portfolio that's as well-rounded as a beach ball. With Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, you're not just keeping up with the Joneses, you're leaving them in the dust. Eat your heart out, 2023!

Mr. Extractor's Apple Jacks Terpene Profile is the taste of rebellion, crafted by renegade AI robots that we may or may not have "borrowed" from a certain cereal factory. This audacious profile hijacks your olfactory senses with a one-of-a-kind aroma that catapults you straight into a box of Apple Jacks cereal. And the flavor? A masterful mélange of sweet apple and cinnamon that’ll have you wondering if there’s a tiny chef in your mouth sprinkling in just the right amount of spice.

Dive into a bowl of nostalgia with a futuristic twist where every whiff is a trip down memory lane with an upgrade. The scent of Apple Jacks cereal is unmistakable, comforting yet thrilling, like a Saturday morning cartoon binge with a side of innovation. Each puff is a narrative of flavors, where the sweet apple pirouettes with the zesty tease of cinnamon amidst the milky way of your taste galaxy—a breakfast for champions who dream of electric sheep.

This terpene profile isn’t just a flavor; it’s a statement. It's Mr. Extractor showing off what happens when you let artificial intelligence meddle with mother nature's gifts—the creation of a terpene that’s both warmly familiar and excitingly novel. Apple Jacks by Mr. Extractor doesn’t just raise the bar; it launches it into orbit. It’s not just a popular profile; it's a revolution in a bottle, powering your product lineup with the kind of taste that'll make you want to live forever, electric dreams and all.

Our meticulously crafted Apple Jacks profile not only meets but exceeds state guidelines for solvents and pesticides, ensuring a perfect fusion with your extracts that retains their clarity and elevates their essence. Yet, for those who navigate spaces where state regulations don't cast a shadow, we present our Legacy Line — a separate, exclusive series where the Apple Jacks flavor is unfettered, reaching new heights of taste sophistication. This line is for the purveyor of unparalleled flavor seeking an untamed experience at a more favorable price. To explore the distinction between our standard line and the expansive Legacy Line, please connect with us at 80-KUSHBUD-0. Here, flavor is not just experienced; it's remembered.

In the evolving product scenario of 2023-2024, our Apple Jacks Flavored profile is a must-have in your product line. It diversifies your offering and appeals to a broader range of customers, particularly those who enjoy a variety of flavors rather than just a single strain. With this profile, you can cater to clients who appreciate novelty and are open to exploring diverse options.