Sound the alarm! Our mad flavor scientists have unleashed a new beast in our Hype Strain Series: Meet Mr Extractor's CryBaby Terpene Profile. Bursting onto the scene from the unorthodox coupling of Last OG and Gelato 41, this is a flavor profile that yells "I'm here, and I won't be ignored!" Think a Diesel-soaked fruit market on steroids – that's the aroma we're working with here. And the flavor? Oh, buckle up, flavor adventurers. It's a rush of sweet candy on the intake, chased by a zesty exhaust fume burnout on your tastebuds. This ain't your grandma's flavor profile.

Now, let's take a moment to appreciate this audacious album of flavors. Like a remix of a Lil Peep track, it's equal parts sweet, intense, and unapologetically bold. It's the genius of the breeders who had the gumption to toss the rulebook and create a flavor profile that's as rebellious as it is alluring. Oh, and did we mention the experience? It’s so comfortable and intense, it makes your couch feel like it’s hugging you.

So, why did we create this? Well, with a name like CryBaby, we couldn't resist (huge Lil Peep fans here). Even if that's not what it's named after, we don't give a rat's posterior. We're delighted to report that this upstart profile is turning heads and winning hearts, making it one of the most sought-after flavor profiles of 2023. It's ready to join the ranks of both fresh faces and stalwart classics in your flavor portfolio, providing an unorthodox twist that's sure to make your taste journey all the more interesting. Trust us, CryBaby doesn’t come to play - it comes to slay.

Hold onto your taste buds, people! We've got a wild one. Enter Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, a terpene profile that's so indulgent, you'll swear it's fattening. Concocted from a mad scientist's dream pairing of Jetfuel Gelato, Guava, Blue Cookies, and Oreoz, this blend boasts an aroma that's like stumbling into a bakery run by hipster florists: creamy, buttery funk mixed with sweet floral and berry gas. As for the taste, imagine savoring a mouthful of buttery jasmine floral notes on the front, followed by an earthy berry gas kicker on the way out. This high-flying profile is part of our coveted Hype Strain Series. Buckle up!

Let's take a moment to explore the flavor masterpiece that is Berniehaha Butter. It's like an olfactory opera, a symphony for your senses, a...well, you get it. This profile doesn't just hint at complexity - it basks in it, reveling in its own richness. Creamy, buttery funk melds with sweet floral and berry gas for an aroma that's as intriguing as it is addictive. The flavor is equally outrageous, combining buttery jasmine floral notes with a satisfying earthy berry gas punch. All thanks to our breeders, who we can only assume are mad flavor geniuses.

Alright, let's talk demand. If Berniehaha Butter was a stock, you'd be kicking yourself for not investing sooner. This bad boy has proven to be one of the most coveted strains of 2023, and for good reason. Pair it with our selection of timeless classics and you'll have a flavor portfolio that's as well-rounded as a beach ball. With Mr Extractor's Berniehaha Butter, you're not just keeping up with the Joneses, you're leaving them in the dust. Eat your heart out, 2023!

Prepare to bow down to the emperor of explosively juicy flavors, the "Star Burstz" Terpene Profile, a masterful creation from the house of Mr. Extractor. Infused with the honor and intensity of a Yakuza boss, this profile commands your senses with the respect of an ancient dynasty and the burst of a neon-lit Tokyo skyline. Each drop delivers an experience as sharp as a katana blade and as daring as a midnight drift race. It’s the terpene profile that doesn’t knock on the door — it kicks it down with a flavor that's loud, proud, and can start a flavor revolution in your mouth.

This isn’t just a flavor; it’s a full-blown sensory takeover, a code of conduct for connoisseurs seeking the ultimate taste. "Star Burstz" reigns over the realm of tangy sweetness with a Yakuza's poise and a samurai's precision. It's the art of flavor balance perfected, with every nuance and note falling in line like the ranks of a disciplined clan. The public kneels to its boldness, and even the most stoic of taste-buds can't help but submit to its layered authority. Mr. Extractor has captured the essence of the Far East’s most notorious and turned it into a terpene profile that’s both law and lore.

"Star Burstz" isn’t just about earning respect; it's about taking it, flavor by unforgettable flavor. It’s the kind of profile that has made a name for itself in the underground circles of terpene enthusiasts, where only the finest blends rise to the top. It's the secret handshake, the unspoken nod of approval, the seal of a deal you can only find under the neon lights. This profile doesn't just join the ranks of Mr. Extractor’s bold flavor creations; it leads the charge, setting the gold standard for a terpene experience that's as timeless as the traditions it's inspired by, and as contemporary as the cutting-edge culture it represents.

The Star Burstz profile delivers a powerfule burst of flavor, seamlessly enhancing your products with a spectrum of fruity notes while ensuring their visual appeal remains untarnished. Our state-compliant offering not only meets but soars beyond the required standards for solvents and pesticides, delivering a product that's safe, pure, and irresistibly flavorful. For those who navigate beyond the orbit of state regulations, the Mr. Extractor Legacy Line offers Starburstz in its most stellar form—unrestricted, with a richer and fuller flavor profile, all at a value that’s as attractive as the taste. When state guidelines don't tether your choices, our Legacy Line is your portal to a galaxy of unfettered taste sensations. To experience the boundless delight of Starburstz, reach out to us at 80-KUSHBUD-0 and let your taste buds embark on an interstellar journey.